Bars / Speakeasy / East Village

Rating TBD

schmuck.

A bar tucked inside a bar, making drinks out of fennel and cinnamon buns.

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Where
97 1st Ave, East Village Open in Google Maps ↗
Price
$$$
Get
The one that sounds least likely
Good for
A date · Something strange
Good with
A date · Solo

Two concepts in one space, with a menu that reads like a dare. Fennel. Tomato. Cinnamon bun. The drinks work far more often than that list suggests.

The most experimental room on a street full of them.

What to know

The hidden side has limited seats. Ask at the door.

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schmuck., in short

Where is schmuck.?

schmuck. is at 97 1st Ave, in East Village, New York City.

How much does schmuck. cost?

schmuck. is expensive; expect roughly $35–75 a head.

Who is schmuck. good for?

schmuck. is good for a date and going on your own.

Where it is

What else is nearby →

97 1st Ave, East Village. Directions in Google Maps ↗

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